Movie mogul, Stephen Spielberg has moved on from his recent court case involving a crazed gay stalker and has just announced that he is going to make a 'Jurassic Park 3', and Stephen is promising that this one will be the best yet, featuring "amazing new technology". Well, it couldn't be any worse than 'Godzilla', which was basically a rip-off of the first two 'Jurassic Parks' - only nowhere near as good. Have a look at our pic here and you'll see Stephen pictured EXCLUSIVELY at a Hollywood party, alongside someone that's not a stalker, but simply a wannabe, begging for a part in the new 'Jurassic Park'! Needless to say, he didn't get one - sucker!

Spielburg and Wannabe

What Ferrari!
Recently separated from his wife, 'Playboy' boss, Hugh Hefner is showing no signs of letting up - even at 67! The ageing Romeo has set of across the USA in a luxury bus saying he is "looking for the first Playmate of the new Millennium"! Apparently, old Hugh is already looking forward to the year 2000 and plans to find the 'best Playmate ever' to star in the first issue of the new century. Hugh himself will meet and 'interview' more than 3000 girls on his trek across the US - proving that there's plenty of life in the old dog yet! One 'Playmate 2000' hopeful is singer/model, Tina Bold, who turned up at the Playboy Mansion in her red Ferrari, sporting a rather fetching little number - pictured here. So far, Hugh hasn't said if Tina has a chance at being chosen, but he did seem impressed by her 'interesting' attire!

Seems that former wildman of rock, Rod Stewart, is finally admitting his age! Rod, who used to drink three bottles of whisky before he went on stage, and then bonked blonde models and consumed vast amounts of coke (NOT the drink) all night after the gig, now admits that he wants a quieter life. On his current US tour, the Scots hero was asked what he would like in his backstage rider. Expecting massive orders of alcohol, bimbos and drugs, concert promoters were amazed when the singer replied: "I want some heavy curtains so I can always get some sleep before the show. That and plenty of tea and Kit-Kats... I do love Kit-Kats with my tea after a performance."!

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow, she of the highly-publicised romance (and break-up) with movie idol, Brad Pitt, says she doesn't like being famous that much anymore, Twenty-five-year-old Gwyneth, who is now romantically linked to 'Armageddon' star, Ben Affleck, says she doesn't like all the hype that comes with being one of today's hot young things. The moaning star says: "The only good thing about being famous is that all my cousins can now reserve tables in restaurants without people constantly getting their last name wrong! My name is now so well-known now that they are automatically heard properly and given a booking." Here's a tip for Gwyneth - if you don't like being famous, then don't bombard us with back-to-back movie roles (five this year so far!) and don't go out with the current movie-star-of-the-minute - it's that simple!

Finally, news reaches us that bad-boy actor, Mickey Rourke, has spent thousands of dollars on liposuction in order to remove his flabby stomach in a vain bid to re-activate his, once glorious, acting career! The day after the surgery, Mickey went out to a New York club with a group of friends and ended up straight back in hospital! Whist at the club, he boasted to all and sundry about his cosmetic surgery and one pissed-off customer ended up punching him in the head! Next thing you know, Mickey's back in the doctor's care and there's still no sign of a decent movie role!

I'll be back next month with more hot gossip from Movieland. 'Til then, 'That's All, Folks'!

NICK DOUGLAS


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